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 12.08.2012
My sister dreams in a German sparring!! Oh, I’m in my apartment. Hitler, his mother is Uzbek, I feel frightened.
Wake her up and ask where the key to the tank is.
She will take me and shoot me, think that I am a Russian intelligence whom she wants to escape from captivity. How dangerous she is, you are mine! I need 100 pounds of reinforcement of tank and infantry troops, the march today will be a hot German film.
All I can write to you is that she is really Hitler.
In the dark, not everyone can charge their hands right through their nose.
She just threw you a zig-zag.
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