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 13.08.2012
The woman lost her phone, walks around the apartment, searches. She took my phone, found a contact "love", called, looking for her calling on the signal, and suddenly from that end a woman's voice: "Allo..."
My wife is hysterical, she throws on me, forgetting the phone, then closes in the bathroom and cries.
I am shocked again by the "favourite", at the end of which a lively female voice says:
- I found this phone in the cafe, there was no money on it, I could not call anyone... How can you get it back?
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