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 14.08.2012
I urgently need a secretary.
yyy-Opa, is this something from the "female domination" series? She has a cloth, you’re in a collar, and you’re turning your eggs?
No, fuck, the real secretary, only the authority.
YYY translated.
I am a lazy man, I am late. I need someone to control me. Well, like the usual secretary – I’m:"Bliajin, I don’t want to go anywhere today...", she:"You have a meeting with Shindiq at 10:00", I:" said – I don’t want to!", she:"Okay, I cancel the meeting". And so I have it all the time, deals are broken down, partners are messing up, ass.
You have a meeting with Shindiq at 10 p.m. and I: Bliajin, I don’t want to go anywhere today, and she: “Well, I cut off my ass from the chair and went to the meeting!” I don’t want to do it!"
Yyyy-Short, I have understood. To marry you need, and such an aggressor, such as the freelancer Barbara of Stirling.
I don’t need to be commanded at home, I need to be at work.
YYY then there is another option. Do you remember the warrior in our community? Remember how she spoke:"Well, the suck, where is the popper? The legs wiped out quickly!" The perfect candidate for the secretary!
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