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 15.08.2012
from ZH:

Well, let’s say we have a cat and a hammer. The cat is a red lazy cane, playing the role of an additional couch pillow all day long. He plays well, from the heart. The hamak was a little bad, he got a skull injury and went crazy. At night, he runs out of the cage and scares my wife, pretending to be a cockroach. We were afraid (and some hoped) that someday the cat would catch him and eat him. Oh how is it!
I caught it, why not...
An hour after the escape, the children found and took away a confused and humiliated hamster from the cat. Totally entirely licked.
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