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 15.08.2012
Telal>...The young man's invented alarm had the shape of a guillotine hanging over the bed. A man offered a friend a photo session on the background of his alarm, and at the same time, to check the invention. Suddenly, however, the mechanism worked and cut off the girl’s head.
<alexgv> Just tell the girl - a hideous photo session, so they immediately lose their heads.
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