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 16.08.2012
I run into my apartment in the morning and go to work. While the husband is running, he doesn’t have to get up. A cat is attached to my pillow, and begins to lick his pulse, falling asleep right in the process.) The cat did not find out, and went out and her, and then even the cheek of her husband.
Husband: Oh, Baska, if you could shave me, I could shave for half an hour longer!
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