Here comes to me a man invisible.
Here is...
What here?
and lamp.
I see the light, and what?
It does not work.
Am I here?
Are you a mechanic?
The machinery...
and VOOT. Take your lamp and give me my money back!
“Shu... Khm... Sorry, but on what basis?
You are a mechanic...
And what?
How what? Everything is sold in the car...
On which side am I?
I bought a lamp. On my question about the guarantee, the seller replied that it works under the license of the Moscow Metro, and if the goods are of poor quality, then within 2 weeks it can be returned and the money can be obtained by contacting any train engineer on the line where the goods were purchased.
- O_O facepalm