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 18.08.2012
You have a beautiful body;
She: You’re better, you’ve been going to the gym for six months!
He: Oh, imagine, we go out to the beach, and there girls in swimsuits, the figures are superb, one more beautiful, and all the girls begin to spit on my cubes on the press and muscles... And I tell them, “You are not interested in me, I’m married to the best woman in the world!”
You are not a husband! You are a treasure! The real treasure!
He is Dick!
She: I’m going to dig somewhere before my vacation! ; f
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