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 19.08.2012
XXX: "He goes down to embrace.
She: Dear M-M-M... I like the smell of your soul gel so much...
He: Funny, I was in the shower yesterday!
She says, “That’s what I’m saying to you, fucking!”
and :-)
YYY: Well, first, this is another example that we need to speak outright, not with these mysterious hints of you!Second, what idiotism is it to demand that you take a shower before sex? It is more logical to walk after sex when there is something to wash.
xxx: Okay, I say without "mysterious hints". If you still don’t take a shower before sex, your girlfriend will soon start taking a shower instead of sex.
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