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 20.08.2012
Xxx: How can you tell about the length of my member? You have never seen him! Come to me tonight and I’ll show you it.
YYY: And I will come!
Xxx: Just remember if it’s not small you owe it to me!
Yyy: Okay... what do you want?
Xxx: Prepare me pimples.. struck pimples to eat.
Can I cook naked?
Xxx: No... you can take off the socks... preferably before entering the apartment!
Yyy: The idiot!
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