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 21.08.2012
“Mr. Brigadier, can I bring my cushion, clap and cushion?
What day is today?
and Monday.
At what time?
10 in the morning.
Not time yet. Wait to.
Mr. Brigadier, and now what? Today is Wednesday, noon.
No time yet, wait.
Mr. Brigadier, and now what? Today is Friday, 16 hours.
No time yet, wait.

Oh, you are throwing up, right? What is the day, what time?
Saturday, five in the morning.
Now is the time! Bring your clutches, clutches and clutches!
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