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 24.08.2012
(D)wife: I was asked yesterday by the adviser of Gen. Dir if I worked in the modeling business :D
D: We talked very well 😉
I: I guess what he wanted (facepalm)
D: To stay here, no more :)
I: RGG
I: and me if the girls ask in which gym I pumped such muscles, then I immediately understand that sex is provided for me this evening
D: Yes, and it often happens ;)
I: not once in a while
I: Sometimes I have to ask if she did not think about which gym in which I pumped such muscles...
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