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 25.08.2012
In Montenegro, two Russian men absolutely confident that no one speaks Russian, discussed on the beach the chest of a young girl sitting 5 meters away. Their wives were swimming in the sea at that time. And when the wives returned to their unseen ones, the girl stood up, approached these men and said, "Yes. I have beautiful breasts. And it would be good to “crack” me, you are absolutely right. And if you think that nobody here understands Russian except you, you are very wrong.” and left.
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