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 27.08.2012
xxx: listen, do you know what song is playing in an Internet Explorer advertisement?

YYY: now

XXX: I would be very grateful.

"Alex Clare – Too Close"

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Thank you very much!

YYY: Well, it was like this:
I had to draw a pentagram with a crumb on the floor, sacrifice on it five flying mice and pour out the blood of seven kittens for all this matter. Fortunately, my cupboard was almost full of ingredients.

YYY: And then I carefully put it all in the boiler...
filled with water
put on a slow fire.
Waiting for it to burn...
I disturbed...
...and killed in the search for audio records the phrase "Internet Explorer" :D
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