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 28.08.2012
xxx: Recently engaged in a sinful affair with a girl, tried to be quieter, because the parents were in the neighboring room
No one would have suspected anything if at the most responsible moment she had not cut off her leg.
The result was exactly the opposite, her screams except that the dead did not hear.
At dinner, the girl hid her eyes and sat red like cancer, I desperately tried not to roast, my mom looked with jealousy, and my dad with pride.
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