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 28.08.2012
by Habrahabra

Honestly, I could never understand why the same iPad, and some other Android tablets do not allow them or call them.

Charon: Have you ever wondered why a carpenter strikes his nails with a hammer and not with a plate? You could save so much space in the set of tools.

Nuze: So you are sitting in the woods - the hammer has discharged, you just need one small nail to hit, and you have such luxurious, powerful flat-floorers, but next to the woodsman with a gun, he says - "only shake up I will shoot your ear."
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