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 30.08.2012
Brother (B) wrote from Poland. He lives in Warsaw. I accidentally poured an iPad shower gel. Call the Apple Service (C):
B: - Allo, press, tell me what to do, the ipad gel for the soul poured.
C: Yes, we need to change. It will cost 900 zlotys (~300 $).
B: What can I do now so that the rest of the electronics don’t shut down?
C: And you hit him with a hammer on the screen glass. Remove the fragments.
B: How about a hammer? Can I bring him to you? Do you remove the screen carefully?
C: – You can bring it, of course, only we...we’ll also open it with a hammer.
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