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 30.08.2012
Recently, the media trumpeted about how a certain Sam Schmidt, after a long stay in a coma, suddenly miraculously got out of her and immediately asked home.
And it happened at the moment when his relatives and doctors joked about him to disconnect the life support devices.
This is a real case, my friend told me. He had a cat: he has been lying for a week, food and water are not touched. By the morning, the cat will die. The man reasoned that in the morning, before going to work, you will need to dignified buried the cat. He went into the garage and brought a ball.
In the morning - I couldn't believe my eyes: the bowl with food is empty, and the cat is sitting at the refrigerator.
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