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 31.08.2012
The story was told by a student.

Several years ago, one of the respected and respected residents of Old Oskol, Fedor Klyuk, who at one time was among the hundred Russian millionaires according to Forbes, on the honestly earned money of excessive labor built a house for himself. Not even a house, but a villa. The place picked good - nature, direct access to the reservoir, silence. The only thing that was nearby was a cemetery enclosed with a concrete fence, but, in fact, it did not bother. Especially, where is his child?

But here is the trouble - the locals finally got upset and for some reason decided that they have the right to walk past the house of the most honest man to the reservoir, and even swim there. As if the lakes and rivers belong to the people... What to do is the people, not the people...

The solution was found quickly – the road was blocked, a shlagbaum was installed and a mini-CPU with security was provided. No one has tried water anymore.

However, the response of the local residents was worthy - several night shifts of the guard after that were fired. No, at night no one travelled by armored truck through the station in the hope of swimming in the reservoir... No one shot the guard with a sniper rifle. No one threw a bottle with a combustion mixture into the territory of Fedor. Everything was much quieter and more convincing.

Every morning on the newly painted concrete fence of the cemetery appeared the inscription: “Fedya, we are waiting for you!”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1208/o120829.html#1
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