XXX is Hi! I decided to dilute your beautiful female team a little, adding a male vision of the kitchen to it. Do not judge strictly.)
Recipe "Fresh meat"
Ingredients: Beef (better "spiritual" it’s softer, you can have an entree, but not a steak, it’s hard), port wine, bread, ketchup, salt, pepper, CAT to establish the freshness of products (I have a Maine Kun breed)
Let the cat smell the foods so that it does not digest. Remove the meat. If it is lazy, it can be left so. to send, to send. Bake on a pot at maximum fire on both sides. When you feel that it is burning, turn on the other side.) put the meat on the plate, press the same ketchup there. It must be on a dividing board, because. It is easier to wash and to cut the meat more conveniently. Drink the meat with a bottle of port wine and your happiness is guaranteed!

Do you know why women love men who know how to cook? Not because we are pathologically lazy, but because such men have a sense of humor!