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 04.09.2012
The employee, leaving in a decree, drew some rodents to us in the office, saying that she would not have them at home now. They ordered me to feed them.
I had the habit of feeding them once a month with dried fruits out of hand, in addition to the usual food, so that they do not grieve without vitamins. And so as not to be confused, I gave them vitamins on the salary day at the office.
After a couple of months, the rodents melted something and began to touch some of the fruits. Three months later, on the day of wage, they began to feed in their throats until they were given fruit.
And today, because of their common stocks, the animals have overrun, and now they each have their own conquered bunch of dried fruits at different corners of the cage.
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