I take my daughter to kindergarten, she reports local gossip on the way to me- "Mother Diana wants to get fat". I, breathing hard, I answer: "This is such a life, somebody gets fat, and I'm going to lose weight...." Then I think, will discuss me in the garden and I say to her, "You just don't tell anyone about me." What a good child obediently sneezes and gives out: "Well, mom, I will not tell anyone that you want to lose weight, let everyone think that you want to stay fat."