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 06.09.2012
My sister trolls me.
YYY: Have you fought?
Yesterday Dimka said I was too vanilla for him. Fuck, what am I to be? A tough boy? Playing football with him in a beer bowl, smoking and mothering? Or should I be like Anja? He is the first to call if I go to clubs. I’m a girl, I’m only 16, why do they require me to behave like a man?
YYY: What about my sister?
xxx yes yes yes. I forgot. I told her that Dimka dropped, she first told me not to take in my head, and not cry, and now she walks around the apartment and sings:"Rose soppes, o-o-o, messengers of separation"
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