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 18.06.2008
and Sgt. Joker> Well, my mother, why do the Russians not learn to make movies? to start?? to
<xxxx>no and what movie did you watch this time?
and Sgt. Joker> Dare days, to dance.
<xxxx>OMG, I hear the bad thing.
and Sgt. Joker> especially me, as a handshake, delighted the moment when a thin boy with his naked hands and a cry of ki-ja laid a dozen kicks with bites, courageously and painlessly endured a dozen hits of armaturin on the kidneys.
and Sgt. Joker> Unwillingly remembers Stephen Seagal’s answer to the question, What would you do if you were attacked by two men with knives?
and Sgt. Joker> He grit, I have 7 dan in Aikido. In general, there are very few people with this level of skill, but even I would rather run away.
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