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 07.09.2012
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I remembered the case... I had a boyfriend before my husband, we lived in a civil marriage then, I was jealous to the point... and one day a stranger gave me a huge yellow rose on the street (why is it suddenly?).. I liked it so much, but I couldn’t bring it home. At that time, I would have wiped out my whole shell...in general, it was a pity, but I decided to get rid of it. Near our house there is a music school, and in the courtyard there is a huge clubhouse. I took this rose, and knocked in this stove, went home, I think I’ll be looking out the window.
What was my surprise when half an hour later my match came and gave me THIS MOST ROSE!!! I don't know where he got it from :DD
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