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 08.09.2012
Happy: Do you also have a cat at home?
Alexander: at home too))) almost 10 kilos he weighs, it's really he has lost weight already)))
Happiness: how did you eat it? for killing?
I didn’t know he would grow up like that ?
Happy: Have you tried to take a cat on a date?))
Emily, how is it? And a naphira?
Happy: Girls are delighted with hairy babysitters) Taking a cat on a date - the chances of sex increased dramatically!)) And the phrase "I have such a nice cat at home. Do you want to see?" you can get a girl home faster than the phrase "go to me to see a movie!"
Alexander: Something in this is, but you know, 10 kg with you do not get especially, especially if you go for a walk in the city)
Happiness: The more a cat, the more charisma it has!)
Lucky: Competition can be made only nursing cats looking out of the pocket.
How funny it would be to look at.)
Happy: A small rat-like creature, by mistake named a dog, looking out of a woman’s bag – that’s what’s funny. And a cute guy, sports body with a ten-kilogram cat underarm - it is brutal, creative and unbeatable!) I would meet you.)
Alexander: achumet, well you said))) over will be like a thread to try what))))
Alexander: but the cat doesn’t especially like the street.
This is not how you raised the cat, Sasha.
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