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 08.09.2012
My wife told me.
In the kindergarten of the son in the group holiday is the Day of the Family.
The teacher asks the mother and son questions alternately so that they do not hear each other's answers, and then the mother must guess how the son replied? I asked my mother:
What is your favorite dish and how do you call it at home?
The wife answers:
He loves kindergarten surprises. I call him a cat, a rabbit.
What the teacher answers:
Not so... think again. Your son answered differently.
The Wife:
Amy...?! to
The Educator:
Gastronomic answers :)
The Wife:
O O O O? !! by! to
It turns out that the son loves potatoes with meat (a delight – and then how?). As for the loving nicknames, he admitted that his house is called "Bulochka" and "Sosiska".
Such a contagious laughter from the other parents had never been heard before.
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