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 12.09.2012
It’s hard to explain and convince your wife why you need a GTX 580 for $600.
2: I do it easier. I bring a new, I say, I have changed with a friend, this is about the same, a little better, but it is for the special. The tasks of a friend at work are not very suitable... well, and the screws are generally stacked. and :)
1: The woman breaks into the room, and you are sitting on the couch and the pages of the magazine are a little so that the wind has collapsed... and the new screw is still not twisted on the shelf hanging.
Wife: Why a screwdriver in your hands?! to
Under the couch!
(And on the 3D screen, the mark just gives out 50,000 puppets, and you have such a drop of sweat falling from your forehead)
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