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 13.09.2012
Trouble in the bank.
When a security officer calls the debtor, he does not take the phone. Call the officer.
You are the guardian of such a thing. This goat does not pay, so according to the contract you will have to pay.
The master jokes, and let’s sell the kidney to him. The lawyer said on the phone, let's sell the point. He thinks that he was an individual entrepreneur, and he took the loan like an ordinary individual. He begins to find out the details:
Does he have a point?
Of course there are two!! to
The lawyer again thinks he has a point of sale, even two, and he doesn’t pay a shit. He asks the guardian again:
Is he an individual entrepreneur?
The guardian thought:
What does it need to be IP?
The lawyer in full seriousness answers that in order to sell the point, he must be a legal entity, etc., say everything is legally defined by the fact of the sale, etc. The lord slowly whispers, and in horror asks, do you really sell the kidneys? Shortly before they figured out, the guarantor there almost did not put on his pants, had time with a large balm of his left leg to enter the borrower's number on his wife's phone, and hint to him that he should urgently quench the loan, or he would not live. Half an hour later, the debt was paid.
A week ago in theaters was a movie - the thieves.
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