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 14.09.2012
I work in a closed military office. There is one unique young candidate of science in our team, who, despite possessing 10 dan on alcoholism, remains a gifted scientist and an exceptional positive generator for the whole department... So, going on vacation for a whole month and a half, this individual decided to carry out an experiment: left at his desk a full bowl from a coffee machine of sweet fresh-cooked coffee, to find out if he will not go off for 45 days of his absence? There will be a “coffee liqueur”! Before his arrival, the whole department came to work half an hour earlier, in an official setting, smelled stinking mocked jelly and replaced it with a mixture of coffee and cognac in a ratio of 1 to 1... It is worth saying that the arriving vacancy first thing, by the way, greeting the breathtaking department, rushed to the worthy bowl. Shakenly looked at her, twisted her, shook her... Snooped her... Snooped her with the glossy gaze of colleagues who were stuck in the monitors and shaking hands, he brought a cane to his lips... It is difficult to describe those emotions that reflected his face after three greedy throats. Probably it was like the emotions of an alchemist who managed to get gold from lead :)
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