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 17.09.2012
Report about how he convinced himself to watch porn. As a gentleman, I gave her the right to choose. The first video came out immediately:
No need to get to work! Did you forget that I have an interview on Monday? I’m so nervous, and if I look at it again...
Okay, she’s gone, she’s really nervous. I didn’t like the second one. The "unfortunate expression of the face":
What kind of pleasure can I get if she is obviously uncomfortable? I don’t want to see her suffer.
The Third:
Who made his shirt so bad? There are two sides!!! to
I: He’ll shoot it now.
This is a disrespect to the viewer!
Here I was psychotic, said, let her look for herself, and left to smoke. He returned from his wild booty. I found a geek!!In which a strictly tattooed policeman punished three hooligans dressed as Santa and his elves. When she laughed, sex was 5 stars))) Then asked to buy her a hat:
Like the little boy with puppy eyes. That kind of foot!
You will understand these women. As a girl is pushed by a completely normal member, so she is bad, and as in the "elpha" a huge "bubble" ticks, so he is "bubble".
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