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 19.09.2012
Died the phone, changed the SIMC to a new, many contacts lost.
SMS from an unknown number:
NN: Hello to you! What are you?
I am: Hi! My phone is dead. This is who?
Your angel is your guardian.
Q: Do you have a name?
NN: The name will tell you nothing (Let me be a bear)

Since I am at work, and I want to find out - who of the acquaintances steps - I tap the number - drops, and again comes the SMS:
NN: Why did you call?
I am: "CalledA"??? Someone is waiting for a surprise...What gender are you, bear?
Q: Which sex do you prefer? (It continues to play)
I am: Exclusively female.
and oh! The angel is in shock!
I: Judging by your "calledA" - you will generally protect when you learn about my member.
NN : Ha ha ha! I will go to the call of the one who gave me this number!
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