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 20.06.2008
258986751: Discuss ways of dating in local locals:

MB: Well why, you come and take the pot off your head, and say:
Sorry for distracting, but can you make me a soup?
You stretch her pot...
Her reaction is understandable, with her eyes shaken, and laughing, she will find nothing to say except:
No is
And here you - throw out the pot and give
“Well, fuck him with the soup, so what’s your name?

And all, it’s yours, the main thing is surprisingDig: :-D so busy
258986751: Strange people live around
Dig: You can also check "Don't help me dry the pasta" with a dumpling.
258986751: a very amazing acquaintance with drilling "sorry girl can you drill anything?"
(11:33:58) 258986751: can you still attach wings to your back and ask "how do you feel about flying?"
258986751: the pedestrian
Dig : :-D
258986751: and you can also arm yourself with a sack and ask "you did not see a butterfly the size of a frog" here, and show a three-litre bowl with cockroaches so that it is clear - that a serious scientist
Dig: And also a whip and in the swamps "you did not cut it down here" and stand on a rubber boat
258986751: and then offer to ride around the pond
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