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 20.09.2012
A pregnant girlfriend and her husband bought a fitness ball. After a short purchase:

I am constantly afraid that he will break.

If it doesn’t break under me, you have nothing to worry about.

Writing up to 200, but not too much. If it breaks out, then the grandchildren will crash.
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