If anyone does not know, there are big changes in our Minobranki. Evergreen Fursenko left, the new minister appointed fresh orders. One of them had already invented a new form of a certificate and obliged all the rectors, and more than a thousand of them, to urgently fill out this form and submit it. Definitely in printed form, with your signature. Thousands of planes flew into the air, carrying the aforementioned certificate from all over the country to Moscow by express mail. Having received this mail, the deputy minister explained: the signature of the rector must be on each letter of reference.

The directors had to sign and send again. The book is small, 100 pages. But the wise deputy minister ordered that for each branch of the university it should be filled in separately. with the signature of the rector. In one department there were 29...

Analysts of the ministry have already calculated: if this deputy minister honestly reads all the records he has collected, postponing the rest of the affairs, he will surely have enough to retire. But after the next planner became clear - he is breaking new ideas. Trembling, colleagues attached a nickname to the rhetoric of Zammin - Every Leaf.