Attention to readers!
Given that the comments often contain complaints about the excessive talk of the characters, the blatant description of the weapons, too much information on the history of the war, the unnecessary descriptions of the landscapes and other nonsense, I experimentally create a text completely free of all these shortcomings:

About Zombies

I shot a zombie. Zombie has fallen. I shot another zombie. He also fell. I also shot 18 times from my weapon. There were 18 zombies. I shot four times. Four zombies have fallen. Then I shot 12 more times. 12 zombies fell, but 76 zombies came to the left, and 95 to the right. Then I shot 76 times to the left and 95 times to the right. All the zombies fell, but one of them got up and I shot again. Then he fell again.