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 29.09.2012
But the iPhone is not a budget. What does it have, productivity and stability? An analogy - some German, reliable, controlled, powerful, comfortable, Mercedes there or BMW.
Yyy: A failed analogy.
YYY: Here’s a lot better: in the body of the Lamborghini they insert a filler from the Ford Focus and sell it three times more expensive than the Nissan Thean. At the same time, they limit the speed of 50 km / h, arguing this by caring for the consumer ("to not break down") and refueling is given only on branded gas stations with fuel with special additives, times more expensive in cost ("only our fuel is quality"). The removal of the limit on speed and fuel costs some money, is carried out by the domesticated Kulibin, and after it the warranty is canceled.
YYY: At the same time, the happy owners of the unit call theanavods "poor" and put on their tarantus a wild-spirited sport damper so that everyone around them knows that a man is driving on a car.
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