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 04.10.2012
Antonio: Someday, he carried Petrovich from the universe. I got into the car and locked the door.
Petrovich: Why is it?
I am a habit! Often in the car, the things fall, the children, or little.
Do you seriously think that someone can steal a car on the go? You are just a panicker! And if the car turns and burns, what will you do? You are losing a fraction of a second.
I: Yes, I’m a fictional panicker, of course!
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