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 05.10.2012
Question: Hello to you! My husband and I have been doing pettering for about a year. And before every month, I get his hysterics that I’m pregnant. Can you get pregnant with petting or oral sex?

Answer: I express my sincere admiration for your boyfriend: to endure 14 hysterics a year is the top of patience. It is impossible to get pregnant with pettering and oral contact, but you can continue to hysterize if you like it.
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