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 06.10.2012
Conversation in the office kitchen
Marina, like your cat? by Pokrmlen?
Marina: Yes, two times First I woke up and then I ate.
Yyy: I also want to live with two girls. First one wakes up to feed, then the other.
XXX and pay them both.
YYY: Marina, this is how much your cat pays you?
He is sleeping with me!
Marina, I can do that too!
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