We were detained in another city (we crossed the road in the wrong place). While one of the employees went out to write the minutes, we tried to talk to the second, young and inexperienced:
We: Do you have a gun?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
We: Who are you in your position?
Police officer (with pride) police kingo!
We: Where is your dog?
She is sick (
We (already trying to translate the topic): Maybe we all go home, maybe someone is waiting for you at home too!
Police: No one, yesterday the girl left me (

Even I was sad (