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 08.10.2012
I walk with my wife and daughter near the house.

I : Oh! Do you see that apricot? It was once in childhood that we ate apricots and for the sake of interest knocked into the ground a bone, and that took and sprouted. Then the tree was excavated and transplanted here... It turns out a tree I have already planted.

Wife: If you think, then you should build a house not necessarily yourself, but for your money, at least. And if you consider how much money you give to the state, it turns out that it is very likely that you and the house have already built... but not yourself)))

I: It may happen that my son is already running somewhere)))

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