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 10.10.2012
Game of Lotto

I have a familiar, well-packed forty-year-old man named Yuri. As a young man, he enrolled in the building brigade of mansions in the Moscow region, and now he is the head of a serious construction firm. His parents died, but his grandmother Angelina Petrovna, under 90 years old, remained.
She and her grandson have a difficult relationship. She is a former teacher of Gnesinki, and Yurochka from childhood had singing skills, and grandmother expected that he would make a career as a classical vocalist. For a long time she personally dealt with him, and then he left ART and went to make some dirty money. Angelina Petrovna could never forgive such a betrayal to her grandson.
Yuri still had an inexorable sense of guilt before her, and in general he treated the old lady with tenderness. I tried to help her as much as I could, but Angelina Petrovna, although she remained to old age in the financial sense on the beans, rejected his help with contempt. The only thing she allowed him to do was bring her foods and tickets to her favorite Bingo lottery. I always paid for everything in cash.
Where did she get the money? Angelina Petrovna was surprisingly constantly winning at the lottery at least some amount. It was enough for her life.
Every Sunday morning she sat in front of the TV screen, included the next circulation of "Bingo", satisfied that again her ticket won, called her granddaughter and asked to get a win for her.
Yuri also at this time watched the Bingo lottery, recorded it, then sat down at the computer and printer and made one of the winning tickets. Then he will give it to his beloved grandmother (for cash - 50 rubles). And once again program on her telecast a recorded circulation of the teleloterie (a slightly shortened, without mentioning the number of the month), which Angelina Petrovna will see "in direct broadcast" on the next Sunday morning...
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