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 12.10.2012
by Katerina:
I’d like to have love with you in an old cuddled cadillac, and let the rain persistently tickle the brush on the roof. I would still scream like a watermelon over the ocean, and you would shut my mouth with kisses, and in the intervals between them whisper: “Silence, silence.”

The Proff:
Fuck, if my girlfriend shouted like a watermelon over the ocean during sex, I would be sure to get fucked first, then fucking, and then defending. Have you ever heard about the tea tree? I imagine: Cadillac, rain, romance... And here: "YYYYA!!! This is a great deal!!!". Yopt, here it is not necessary to close the mouth with kisses, but to shut the blankets from the seats so that it does not break! and 😉
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