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 12.10.2012
Case in the store
We all know and are accustomed to being counted and weighed.
In the evening, I found out that sugar was gone at home. Good luck next to the house.
By the way, in addition to a kilogram of sugar, he bought two cans of beans and went to the box office. The girl broke, I paid, I go to shop in avoska. And I think about myself what was so expensive sugar or beans.
I paid about 240 rubles. I look at the check and what I see. There are three goods in the check. Two beans and a bottle of Isabella red wine. I am confused. I approached the cashier and asked, “Where is my wine?” We start to find out, call the head of the store. And it turns out that the sugar on which the sticks of the Doctors’ Socks are glued, beats like Isabella’s wine.
The hell knows what else you can bring home instead of sugar.
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