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 16.10.2012
A new horror series. "Coursework " (Conversation with a student)

Bone, here is another question. We bought an iromba vacuum cleaner. He is constantly hitting my chair and trying to rape him. I push him back, he comes here again, and begins to rape him again. Could you advise me?
He doesn’t want to rape you, he wants to rape you. You see how he tries. Signs of attention to you. I want to get to know him and feel new feelings. I don’t have to write any more, I think it will take me away.)
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I am afraid of him now. I get up and turn it off.
“I think he’s just waiting for you to get up from your chair, then turn on the auxiliary engines and land you on the floor.
It is (
Take a scarf and beat it. by stronger
Thirty thousand to beat?
Do you want to be raped by a robot?
and no (
Then go ahead (

After 20 minutes

- I threw his papers, he sucked them all and continues to rape my chair (((
Then let him do what he wants.
I am still a girl (
Fuck and fuck! Rise up! Remove the chair and let it dry!
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