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 16.10.2012
and hello! I need quick advice on how to get a man out of a stupor after a shock?
And what happened?
Nothing special, but long to tell.
Well in brief!
- Generally speaking, I played 15 minutes ago with the precious at Starcraft, I'm a spark, he's a touss. Damn, my longest game is 1.5 hours! Fight for every centimeter, we won... We’re going to sleep, and I say you go, and I’ll just make a mask on my face, it’s 10 minutes. Usually he does not moisture in my female affairs, but is eager to wait for the period))) In short, I have a mask of the type of film - you spray the gel on the face, it dries out, and you remove it like a stretching film...
Picture, shit, oil: I stand in front of the mirror, I begin to slowly pull the film off with wide sheets. And something thought about the game... Here the edge of the eye I notice - standing in the door, the jaw hanged, in the hand the towel compresses 8-O And I, fucking, no, to explain what it is, I say "what, never seen how the mirrors before bed change the skin?"
He has been lying in bed for 10 minutes with his square eyes and doesn’t let me turn off the lights.
You are a beast...
The mirror ;)
Fuck it...
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