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 18.10.2012
From the resume of the candidate (with humor everything is fine with the girl):
Education: 2003 - Commercial and Economic College, Commercial Activities, Commercial Studies (in this school I started smoking)
Experience of work: (......describes where and who worked) The only disadvantage is the fool.
Key Skills: Resistant to stress and falls from height, easy to learn and not easily untrained, developed sense of personal significance. I easily find a common language with birds and animals, as well as with staff and colleagues. A dedicated lady, not a flamboyant and balanced housewife. Experienced PC user, quick test replacement. I have an active lifestyle at home. Driving license for more than 2 years (confident driver, but sometimes riding on high bardures)
Source: http://bash.im
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