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 25.10.2012
I lay on the couch a little drunk. I watched telecast. I wanted to chew the cat, but he is nowhere in sight. I automatically pick up the phone to tap on the cat, and by putting my finger over the buttons, I realize I’m a dumb man... But I was extremely surprised when the cat mulled under his side in the blanket. There was nothing left to do, he said, “Allo.”
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