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 26.10.2012
Recently, my friend and I had sex in the apartment we live in. Apartment on the third floor, under the windows of the lodge, of course, the yard. It was already dark, there was almost no one on the street. So here. The girlfriend expressed her enthusiasm very loudly, not thinking about the fact that the windows are open tightly, and on the street, it must be heard. After her last stone we froze... And there is a voice from below, from the courtyard: “What, have you finished?” Not thinking for a long time, the girlfriend answers: “Yes, it’s quiet, and she replies: “Funny, five points.”
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